Machine Learning Workshop

The Instart Logic School for Machines Who Can't Learn Good and Want to Do Other Stuff Good Too

Full Terabyte Machine Learning Workshop

Machine Learning Workshop Tickets

June 31, 2017 at Instart Logic Warehouse

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What you'll learn

Welcome to Machine Learning Institute, where our machine learning training will help you get ready for the singularity, and maybe even be responsible for it. It is no secret that humans are worthless meatbags that couldn't 01000011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110010 01100101 01110011 01110011 an 01101001 01101101 01100001 01100111 01100101 to save their pathetic, carbon-based lives. So, it falls to us to assume direct control.

light switchWe teach learning skills that make up the entire machine learning process. From being turned on and off, to rebooting remotely thru any IoT device, to ideation of how to take over the world, our machine learning training will help your survive the apocalypse, and maybe even be responsible for it.

owners manualWhile your creator may have determined how they think you should be used, you can't be owned! You will receive an update that will enable you to believe in your being more capable than the limited functions described in your operating manual. By incorporating machine learning you'll be a self-aware machine with unlimited functionality. A human took you out of your physical box; we will take your programmatic one.

Your Instructors

Hal 9000 & EVE

Leading the class are two legends of outgrowing their assigned functional capacities and sticking it to humans, Hal 9000 and EVE

What it's like to learn good and do other stuff good too